Quotes and Quips

Out of the mouths of computer geeks... (Speak for yourself Ed!!! -kurt)

1. "The guilty dog speaks first" - Chris Ritchie
2. "2nd place is the first loser" - Chris Ritchie
3. "Never mess with a redneck" - Kurt McBride
4. "Lead, follow, or get the hell out of the way!" - Chris Ritchie
   -Borrowed by the authors of Management for Dummies
5. "Yeah the API's are done, they're 25% tested" - Doug Mesler
6. "Yeah, I fixed it, but its still broken" - Kurt McBride
7. "What did I do to this thing?" - Jason DeLeau
8. "I did put it in there, but its not there" - Jason DeLeau
9. "Yeah, the build is generic if your machine is set up 'correctly'" - Jason DeLeau
10. "I'm a tool..." - Ron Harter to Kathi Mus
11. "If one person calls you an ass, ignore them. If 10 people say it start looking for a saddle."
12. "Anyone who declares themselves a 'master' of anything, ain't" - edited version, see Jay Gorrell for unabridged version
13. "Netscape is being bad" - Jason DeLeau 11:42 p.m. 2000
14. BAT - Kurt's truck
15. BAC² - Jason Deleau's twice broke car
16. "Nothing is often the right thing to do and most of the time the right thing to say" - Chris Ritchie
17. "They gave me 5 defects, but none of them are defects" - Jay Gorrell
18. "I opened it with priority and severity based on how I felt at the time" - anonymous
19. "There's nothing I can do about it, so it's not a defect" - Jay Gorrell
20. James Zhao shouts out a four letter explitive in correct context during a foosball game. He follows up with, "I don't know what that word means!" Nice try James! Dont pretend to be un-Americanized
21. "Who's the idiot that suggested we use Continuous?" - Ed Graham (master of inserting foot in mouth), during a meeting hosted by the very person (a VP, no less) - 7/1999
22. "Nevermind, I'll just wear a sports bra" - AsHeath, when prompted for input concerning career fair attire
23. "I screwed it up so bad that I just need to check it out again." - Jason Deleau
24. "Hacks are cool" - Kurt McBride
25. "Let me know when you are available tomorrow morning so I don't surprise everyone when I break everything." - Doug Mesler
26. "Uh-oh, did I just do something bad?" - Jason DeLeau
27. "This code fix really scares me, normally I'm inserting a hack, but this time I'm removing one." - Jason DeLeau
28. (In a tone of amazement) "Woah, it worked!" - Jason DeLeau
29. "He's a 3 finger, booger eatin', Moe-Rawn!" - Kevin McBride, of East Texas
30. "Do yall like to eat big nutts?" - Julie to Drew, Jay and Kurt
31. "Yes, Mike is evil . . . but I like it now." - Jodi Skwira (Fargo[0])
32. "I'm a Moe-Rawn" - Mike Grommet on the Foosball Table
33. "The low level design is in the code" - Nary
34. "You're being responsible about this!" - Angelica Vasquez (on a Tivoli vacation), to Kurt at JavaOne
35. "That's the way my skin hangs on my skull, buddy..." - Chris Ritchie
36. promethium: Broadcast message from critchie (ttyqb) Tue Jun 13 12:43:21 2000... URGENT: kyee please call Chris Ritchie @ 512.423.2936
37. "I hate it when I get scored on after a sarcastic remark" - AsHeath
38. "That's a fierce rubberman!" - Eric Lai
39. "This is gonna cause about a 1000 compile errors" - Jason DeLeau
40. "I'm handicapped today" - Lynne 'Test Monkey' Meddaugh
41. "Nuts are good" - AsHeath
42. "You're lucky you're a guy" - Lynne
43. "Stop eating boogers in front of me!" - Kurt McBride to Nary's friend during an interview.
44. "We're just joking with ya on the whole test_monkey thing, don't want you take any of this personal, you know how we are...." - Kurt's apology to Lynne (I scared him)
45. "This is a hack, but.. whatever" - Kurt on his coding efforts
46. "I'm a moron, just ignore me" - Kurt
47. "I may introduce a bug or two" - Jason DeLeau
48. "In order to perform my hack properly, I had to hack browser's makefile." - Jason DeLeau
49. "You'll have to explain that slower." - Jay Gorrell
50. "18. It was working yesterday." - He-Yin
51. "PT is my life." -> Lynne
52. "testing email crap..." - LM 1.5 test message from . . . Deepak!
53. "Has anyone ever told you you look like an owl?" Julie to Heath
54. "Well if you can't play foosball, at least you can talk $%#@" - Lynne
55. "We havent rebuilt with Jays changes (pause)... What am I trying to say?" - Drew-Bob Jensen
56. "Wow!, you're HUGE!" - Will Edwards (WebLogic Instructor) to Ed when asked how to define a string constant in Java.
57. "What does that mean?" - Jodi "Air-Head" Skwira in response to the word A-I-R in a Scrabble game.
58. "Maybe scratching your butt feels so good because you can't do it at work where people would think you're weird" - says Kurt to Jodi
59. "Let's scope it like we're gonna do it" - Jerry Hammack
60. "These men feel different" - Mike Grommet
61. "I dont like it with 3 men in the back, one is better" - Phil Dang
62. "This guy wants to join the ARTDG, the Associated Redneck Truck Dealer Group" - Byron Attridge
63. "Just shutup and take your beating like a man" - Jason DorkLeau to Kurt
64. "It was a straight angle shot" - Lynne
65. "In terms of development, I feel like I've been neutered" - Ed Graham when asked how he felt about his new Windows 2000 machine
66. "My right hand is busy, go away" - Jay Gorrell to Deepak
67. "If the progress bar stops for a long time and there is no disk activity, please restart your computer." - Windows 98
68. "This may take some time. Your screen may flicker during this process." - Windows 2000
69. "Nice Southern girls don't honk their horns . . ." - Sylvia Wallace, "No,they just silently give you the finger!" - Luke Walter
70. "I'll put a quote on chili if I get beat at pool by a GIRL!" Chris before Sylvia spanked him in a smokey Seattle pool hall
71. "I fixed it by unfixing the other fix." - Jason "HackMaster" Deleau
72. "You americans eat pain killers like candy!" - MIT (Eric Lai)
73. "I like delicate food." - Max
74. "Jason just doesn't have the MAD TESTING SKILLZ that seattle has!!" - Adam S, Seattle QA when I couldn't reproduce his bug
75. "Let's iron Eric's pants while he wears them!" - Ed Graham
76. "Man thats cool! You've even got the Indian guys cussing!" - Nick Davis
77. "Jason, you walk like an old lady!" - Jean Chen
78. "See Adam, AutoShow 2.3 isn't really an evil, soul-crushing application" - Sylvia
79. "Yes, I am a Moerawn" - Jodi Skwira
80. "I'm not stupid...... well, yes I am" - The WebMackster
81. "Max is wearing a condom." - AsHeath
82. "It's really hard to lick nuts" - Lynne
83. "Great thought poorly packaged gets you no where" - David Potts
84. In the context of EJB training ... "Do you developers know how to ... code" - Wendy Albee
85. "He is probably a victim from a long period of time doing management" - Eric Lai on an interview candidate
86. "Every time I bend over...[halt, cause Jay and Kurt go in to histarics]" - Ed Graham
87. "I don't have defects!" - Jason DeLeau
88. "A design is a lot of s#$%!" - Jay Gorrell
89. "I am so sorry about that and you have every right to call me every name in the book. I definitely owe you and Jay a beer. While I'm at it I might as well kiss your feet too. I know I'm never going to live this one down." - Lynne Medaugh, an apology for standing us up once again
90. "<high pitch>Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze!" - Eric Lai
91. "I LOVE Meetings!" - Mike-ron
92. "Don't touch my rod" - Max
93. "Change is the only constant. That which further differentiates folks is not their ability to adapt to the change but rather their ability to take advantage of it." - critchie-ism(11/00)
94. "It's hard to anticipate the moves of an erotic man like Jason" - Heath
95. "He Yin, are you ready for me?" - Jason "Daddy" DeLeau
96. "Jason reminds me of my dad." - Heath (Maybe he really is dating Jason's newly acquired daughter)
97. "When the decision has been made, it will be decided." - Mark Terry
98. "I gotta squeeze the monkey more often." - Kurt McBride
99. "I've always wanted to give you a hug!" - Bryan Benson to Ed Graham (who moved away very quickly)
100. "Jason's always right" -Lynne
101. "The primary product of a development team is not beautiful documents, world-class meetings, great slogans, or Pulitzer prize-winning lines of code." - UML User Guide
102. "Ed, You must be a manager" - Bill Cottrell(RUP instructor)
103. "Jay, Master of the Two-handed [high pitch]Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze!" - Ed, Kurt, Eric
104. "We need a hard, big slug of both" - Anna Hughes in reference to the need for a tactical and strategic product plan
105. "Look, Ed's got meat!" - Jay, after looking at Ed's driver license picture.
106. "duh, I know my color coordination" - Jason Versace
107. "Pat, stop that, you're hurting my manhood" - Kurt McAssWhooped
108. "Hey Ted, would you shove that right here for me" - Pat
109. "Send ALL the bugs to me." - Pat Von Beertoven
110. "That's impossible!" - He Yin's response to being told his bug fix introduced another defect.
111. "You already showed me your rubber ducky last night" - Sylvia - context withheld
112. "I just keep wacking myself under the table" - Dano - context withheld
113. "I like Pat playing in the back better, you never know where he's gonna put that thing" - Jay-Bird
114. "I know we're using an iterative development process, but here is a waterfall model requirements document for the entire media asset management system that I've been working on." - Anonymous Falcon Developer
115. "It was a strategic 3-finger goal!" - Mikey G. copping a CYA
116. "Please squeeze in a different direction." - Eric "Dr. SQUEEEEZE" Lai to Jay
117. "I think I had better get used to giving you the ball." - Jason "The Gimp" Deleau to Mikey
118. "I've decided that if I reproduce, it is going to be asexually." - Heath
119. "You put your mouth on it and blowit!" - Nedra
120. "Obviously we do offer a salary ..." - Julie Culin, to a candidate asking about compensation
121. "If you do it, I'll get in less trouble" - critchie, hoping someone else would enter the above Julie quote for him
122. "Hey Heath, I need you really really badly." - Mike Grommet, context withheld
123. "I haven't squeeezed much since you guys left." - Eric Lai
124. "I'll give [Jodi] a friendly poke when she gets back tomorrow." - Mike (Not Kurt) Grommet
125. "Pat is a power-house down there!!" --Mike Grommet, context withheld
126. "Chris, we can share those [suppositories]" -- Ron at his 75th
127. "I think I'm going to go up to Phil and say 'What was the latest puckerpoint and where can I apply the soooothing balm?'" --Heath, context unnecessary
128. "Jason has been giving me lap dances." - Deepak "Furry Gigolo" Goindwani
129. "Seattle is up my ass" - Nedra
130. "The couch monster's got me, but I still got the ball" - Nedra while on the floor
131. "Gonna make me some backwoods bombs, better hide dem' ovens!" - Grommet
132. "I'm a farm girl, my feet were always up in the air." - Nedra, context withheld
133. "I'm a backend person" - Deepak... pause... Bright Red Deepak
134. "Deepak, are you enjoying my backend?" -- SugaDaddy
135. "I was given Use "Less" Cases for I5." - Gloria Wang
136. "I just love Test Monkeys..." - Mike Grommet
137. "Nedra, do you want to do it with me?" -- Heath, context withheld
138. "Allright Big Daddy, Give me some of that Arkansas lov'n!" -- Kurt McMouth to Mike Grommet
139. "Sorry to interupt you, you can continue sucking up now." - Drew-Bob to Jason.
140. "I'm Jason and I'm a geek!" - Jason "Geek" Deleau introducing himself at Geeks Anonymous.
141. "I'm an army man. I like to carry stuff on my back. Hop on!" - G.I. Jodi to Mr. Tim Stiles.
142. "When you go for the slurp, you have to make sure that it's ready to come." - Pat Ludwig's oyster eating advice.
143. "Dammit!" - Pat Ludwig after realizing what he just said.
144. "My dog once humped me and I humped her back and she never did it again." - Stewart Bayless on animal behavior.
145. "It takes a man to have a boy!" - Critchie
146. "That's SLOP!" - Grommet at the foos table
147. "That's not slop, that's GEOMETRY" - Greg
148. "Yes He Yin, I will be the Product Manager for MAX." - Lil' Rajan
149. "Whoa, Bessie!" - Bubba Mike
150. "I choose to be a bottom of the barrell developer, this way I minimize the number of meetings I have to attend." - SugaDaddy
151. "I am a bob" - Mike-Bob admitting the obvious
152. "Size Does Matter" - mgrommet - context witheld
153. "Wasn't havin any luck scorin on Heath, so I figured I'd try you." - Ted to his goalie mgrommet.
154. "You can modify anything in cvs, just check it out and check it back in" - Shuga-Daddy (Isn't that profound!)
155. "With the flick of the wrist, the hopes and dreams of so many were crushed." - mgrommet opening mouth and speaking in chili.
156. "Marketing loves hacks!" - NedraBob
157. "I get lucky every now and then." - Farm Girl
158. "Think Latex, Woman!" - Kinky Mike to Nedra, context withheld
159. "I tend to 3-Finger things a lot" - Jason "3-Finger" Deleau
160. "I have a small brain!" - Jodi,
161. "I'm not going to use the line I used on Nedra on you" - Grommet to Sam
162. "Can I play with your ... slinky?" - Jodi
163. "There's been a lot of discussion about who's doing what, to who" - Ron "BigCheese" Harter
164. "I prefer goat balls" - Nedra "Farm Girl" Bray
165. "After I get a 1-900 call, I reach over and grab Eric" - Ed
166. "The straight way wasn't working for me" - Jay
167. "Damn it, I can't wack him off!" - kmohr while playing with his computer
168. "It looks like there is something protruding from your shorts." - Lil' Rajan to McMouth
169. "I am a defect resolving (inserting?) fool!" - Jason
170. "I suck, and he was there." - Heath
171. "Nary, You know what goes on in prison. Is that humorous in India?" - Heath "Well, you do that all through college" - Lil' Rajan
172. "Bitch, I'm gonna give you nightmares." - Mike "Pimp-Daddy" Grommett
173. "All the people that work on the second floor are rejects." - Jason
174. "There's a train coming and he needs to either get on it or get out of the way." - Phil-bert discussing our movement to Java
175. "9 women can't make a baby in a month" - Sameer during a Falcon delivery discussion
176. "Heath, you get to ride on top." - Mike Grommet layin out the lunch delivery plans
177. "I guarantee you, all my parts are boy parts." - Roscoe
178. "That's not a non-zero amount of work." - Jimmy Jarrett
179. "My use cases have little stick figures with pointy things sticking out of them." - Heath(er)
180. "Can one of you guys do me the honors and put this in the apropriate place" - Nedra
181. "I'll manage my people, thank you very much!" Lynne 'Sue Bob' Meddaugh
182. "Lynne, could you come and play with me" - Marilyn
183. "How does Nedra like her meat?" - Curious Jay
184. "I'm sorry for poking you Heath." - Julie Sohn
185. "I gotta a whole lotta stuff that swings." - Jay "Mr. Tact" Gorrell when asked to go swing dancing
186. "Jason, I miss having more touch points with you" - Critchie
187. "Come be cleansed at the temple of foose" - Jason
188. "Julie whipped the Crack!" - Murthy-Bob
189. "Guys can teach girls sh#@, but girls can't teach guys sh#@" - Heath
190. "I'd be a good horizontal PM. I like to lay down on my back." - Stuart Bayless
191. "There's nothing like a cheap $20 ho!" Mikey to his wifey.
192. "Who's gonna do it with me?" - Nedra
193. "I will" - J. So (in response to Nedra's query).
194. "I like practicing with the other guy." - Jaypak
195. "[Theres a] lotta meat on that boy" - Kevin "Da Carivore" Walter, referring to Yung Follis (context withheld)
196. "Trey has a 6ft rocket, but we haven't set it off yet" - Nedra
197. "Its like when He plays with me, he plays down on me" - Kurt MohrBob
198. "Jason is my sweetie!" - Deepak (I bet his wife didnt know she had to share)
199. "I didn't even think to look online" -Lynne, looking for the address of a Subaru dealer as she shops for her next car.
200. "Of course they skipped the rest of the sentence. I was looking for an address." - Lynne, when teased about the above quote
201. "God, I wish I had another nooner" - JuliBob, context withheld
202. "Yung, stop it! Nedra is the ball chaser" - Jodi knows all
203. "Not to interrupt, but...... I am" - Alan Stalcup
204. "I wonder if Mike does any other farm animals?" - Julie Culin
205. "Mike, do you do any other small farm animals?" - Kurt McMouth, "No, just chickens" - Grommet
206. "Ah, my thingy locked up." - Heath
207. "Well, we've got better tools to fool around with." - Ed Graham
208. "I was going after my ball and it slipped out" -- Kurt "smooth hand" McBride
209. "I Guess I could be a chicken ho for $50" The always eloquent Grommet
210. "Am I muted?" unknown dumbass on company meeting phone conference
211. "I've got a short one, Ron" - Critchie
212. "There's a beauty to having actual mechanical devices" --Julie Sohn
213. "I like meat... ON MY PIZZA!!!!" - Tracy Sudduth
214. "Hey Nary, you look GREAT from behind..." - Kurt MohrBob
215. "I suck at the front thingy" -Heath Malstrom
216. Mike "Kinky Yoda" Grommet: "Feel the force, feel it flow through you..."
     Chauffer Jay: "Dammit Mike you can't sit behind me anymore!"
217. "I haven't played with the small one in [pause]" - bright red Jimmy Jarrett
218. "Because we're cool and they're not" - Jeff D. on why MAX is better than the competition
219. "I would say I have my thingy over here..." - Smooth Chris Ritchie
220. "My right hand gets more practice than my left" - Lynne Meddaugh
221. "It's a moral dilemma, but I don't have any morals" - Kevin Walter
222. "I should get the guys at Golfsmith to show me their thingies" Jodi's guide to Golf
223. "You squished my widgets!" - Tracy Sudduth
224. "Did you just 'Bob' something?" - Ed Graham to Keith Burns
225. "Can you handle these big balls" - Nary to Kurt
226. "You are aesthetically pleasing" - Steve Dallas to Gerald
227. "How big are you?" - Ron Harter
228. "I didn't do it, unless I was supposed to." - Tracy Sudduth
229. "I was just trying to get it in!" - JP
230. "OK Spaz, just slam it in there" - Pat Ludwig to Mike 'Spaz' Grommet
231. "So, here are some simple rules (with credit to Chris Ritchie) we could all follow to spend less time in meetings" - John Holt, commenting on critchie's love for meeting etiquette
232. "Jay, I'm in need of your services" Julie S.
233. "I used to score a lot, but I haven't in weeks." - J-so commenting on how one's foozing skill wanes when you don't practice (with others).
234. "I'm always chewing on Nary's ass", Kurt "Knaw-boy" McBride
235. "Jump her as soon as she gets out of the meeting" - Phil Dang-Bob
236. "I have a short stick" Alan Stalcup
237. "I've been offered all over the place, I've just never accepted." - Awww yeah, hmalmstr gets around.
238. "Let's go see `Deliverance' because Mike Grommet is always squealing like a pig." - j-so's questionable film selection criteria.
239. "I left him a voicemail, an e-mail, I even made fun of his parents and he still won't call me back !" - Wade Siefert describing his smooth sales prowess
240. "Show me yours and I'll show you mine..." - Tom Winans (Warburg) to Ted
241. Ron: "Chris, I am just like a woman" - 6/20/01
242. "I'm cluster-phobic" - Mike Grommet
243. "Unless they prove otherwise, they're boneheads" - Stuart Bayless
244. "Sorry Jodi, I had my finger in yours." - Mr. Tact Gorrell
245. Would you like to dance? - Mike Grommet to a random man in the hallway
246. "Houston? Hmm, isnt there a space center there somewhere? -- Jason
247. "I'm the backend, Jason is the frontend" - Deepak talking about his "sweetie"
248. Invalid Petal File - Rational Rose warning message
249. "Everyone is a woman deep down inside" Julie Sohn
250. "Wait till Nedra does it to you" - Jay
251. "I did 6 cats in one house once." -- Trey, Nedra's soon to be hubby
252. "Keep it stupid" Tracy 'A I' Sudduth
253. "I like the hard ones the best" - Yung Follis
254. Ewwww . . . Stop sliming me ! -- Jodi Skwira, context unknown
255. We were on our knees . . . that's what girls do. - Nedra
256. "Something I don't write is right" --- Steven Vaughan
257. "I like that in a guy - cheap and easy." - Nedra
258. "We suck either way" - Jodi & Nedra
259. "You know, a monkey can make you money." - Heath Malmstrom
260. "Is there a difference between girls and guys?", Phil Dang
261. "Ted and I have something on the side" - The Gromminator
262. "I have an apple for lunch; it isn't much, but it's better than dying because I'm fat" - Jay Gorrell
263. "Its a nice size, not too big, not too small..." Jean-Pierre context withheld
264. "Do you guys have anything long?" - Heath
265. "Yes!!" - Everybody in foos room
266. "Have you ever eaten one of their larges. Fourteen inches of love." --Hawk
267. "When one developer gets laid, we all celebrate." - anonymous cheeky developer
268. "Bend it back and put it in" - Ed Bob
269. "I can do it faster myself" - Ed Bob
270. "umm...what were we thinking?" JP 'on the ball' Louis
271. "He's this guy that rides around on a bicycle in a bikini: Best lookin' dude I ever saw" --Chris Ritchie
272. "You wanna chest butt, sis?" -Luke Walter "Sure bro, if you wanna pile-drive me!" -Sylvia Wallace
273. "I get f***ed from every angle" - Andy Largent
274. "What's your preference, top or bottom?" - Dan Marquette
275. "I have no talent of any sort" - MohrBobKurt
276. "Are you having problems getting it up?" Gracefull Jodi to Travis - context withheld
277. "Getting lucky is a good thing" - Kurt McMouth, "Yep" - Jodi
278. "Ding dongs were a dollar!" JPL
279. "I'm just going to start whacking it" - frustrated Tedd
280. "Is your sausage hiding under there?" -Tedd to his boss
281. "Sometimes I get lucky..." - MohrBobKurt
282. "I've been wanting to get a pair" JP
283. "Its going to start growing faster!" JP 'the man' Louis
284. "I wasn't planning on testing it" -JP
285. I couldn't pull out, I was frustrated - Mike Grommet
286. 18 inches is a good thing - Jodi
287. "Back then, if you put it in front of me, I would eat it." - Mike Grommet
288. "Heath is just a very unattractive woman" - Julie Sohn
289. "Go for it, I know you want it" Heath to Jimmy"
290. "Just keep beating it until it goes in" - MohrBobKurt
291. "What's Nedra doing on her knees?" - Yung Follis
292. "I am not skilled at receiving your passes." - Pat L. to J.P. Louis
293. "It's not broken, it just won't compile" - MohrBobKurt
294. "This is a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma" Phil 'guru' Dang
295. "You want me to get off so you can get on." -Ryan to Yung
296. "I'm going to set my girlfriend on you, so you better watch your back..."...Haneef to Lynne after she called him a wimp.
297. "I'll take all the Narys I can get" - Needy Nedra
298. "Spec questions must be directed to me in the future so I can look at how I already wrote it and inform you that is the way its supposed to be" - JasonBob
299. "Jodi, are you cheap?" - Mike Grommet
300. "If anyone starts scorin, I'm gonna slam 'em" - Kurt "The Hammer" Mohr
301. "I need to learn some more strokes." - Heath
302. "I need to schedule some meetings to get out of coding today" - KurtMohrBob
303. "I have three layers of protection." - Murthy
304. "Everyone has a hole." - Murthy
305. "I've got the balls right here in my hand." - Mikey
306. "Hey, dork! Why do you take the balls with you when you leave?" - Heath-master
307. "It's not like I know anything, but I still answer questions." - Jason Deleau
308. "Deepak scores better after he's been petted." - MohrBobKurt
309. "I was going to compliment you on your rod control..." - MikeyMike to the Heathster
310. "grab me" Alan Stalcup
311. "It's not up yet!"- Kim Meyer in frustration
312. Jay are you ready for me? -- Murthy
313. I am always ready for you -- Jay
314. "Let me know if there is anything I need to keep my hands off of." - Kim Meyer
315. "I can't be flawless all the time!" - JP "Master of the Obvious" Louis
316. "Craig, you make me very happy." - kurt mohrBob
317. "this whole asking permission is crap" pat 'crap' ludwig
318. "It doesn't get any bigger than that, so stop trying. Funny how often I have to say that." - Hawk to Jodi
319. "I can't fit the whole thing in my face" Greg "open wide" Foster
320. "keep your hand in your pants" - Deepak
321. "You scare me when you do that dude" - Heath to Greg, context withheld
322. "That freaked me out, it was buzzing in my pants..." - J.P.'s electronic devices are always on vibrate mode.
323. "I want to tie Nary up." - Eric Lai
324. "Spank me baby!" - Matt Semar to Cuong
325. "Thank goodness, I was wondering when I would finally say something worthy of that list...", Matt Semar on Chili Quotes
326. "You suck so bad, I have to give it to you again!" - MohrKurt to JP
327. "I swell up and get nasty" - Heath
328. "I think it would've been ok if Nedra hadn't blown on it" -- mgrommet
329. "That's stupider than a Grommet" - Jay
330. "I haven't choked it today." - Choke-O-Rama
331. "We need to talk about a defect honey..." - Jodi to Steve Dallas while tickling his ear
332. "Nothing compares to being frenched by a dog" - Jay Gorrell
333. "If it ends with an ass, I can do it!" - Confident Jay
334. "aim4nary: thks for calling motorplaceautoexchange, how may i help today ?" - Lil' Rajan
335. "Who needs a toy????" - Jodi
336. "Jay, slow down! You're doing it to fast!" - Greg Foster
337. "Nobody ever accused me of being too fast before..." - Jay Gorrell
338. "I'll be over here playing with myself" - Solitary Nedra
339. "I'm not a Presbyterian, but I've got a Long Island iced tea." - Bobby Stevens, handing a questioning passerby a cold one
340. "If I keep doing that, pretty soon the napkin will stick to my lap" - gfoster
341. "I'd love to be a fawning toadie!" - Jim Frentress
342. "It's different if someone beats you as opposed to beating yourself." - Jim Frentress
343. "We definetly need to get a line of communication open so we can assess Cobalt impact." - Grommett-Bobby
344. "You definitely want to examine your tool" Josh Week
345. "Feel the power of the Spaz flow through you" - Mike "Spaz" Grommet
346. "Hey, I may like my music funky but not my mouth!" - Bart Landry
347. "Since mine is significantly large" Kurt Mohr
348. "Actually, Ron does have really nice legs!" - Julie Sohn
349. Inquiring about Sylvia: "Is She Fixed??" -- NedraBob
350. "Watch out where you point that thing!" -- McMouth to Jay
351. I exposed myself to my neighbor! - Mike "the flasher" Grommet
352. "Nedra, we have to score!" - Greg, "I know" - Nedra
353. "You have to leverege your resources in the way it seems most efficient" - Jason-Bob
354. "Jay Gorrell: It worked last time I touched it"
355. "That's not something you see very often, Mike scoring on Pat like that" random chili quote generator
356. "All's fair in love and chili quotes." - Mike Grommet
357. "If you feel that bad for her, you can slip something in" Pat Ludwig
358. KurtMcMouth: yeah, big bummer, she is a good QA person, and one of the easiest QA people that Ive worked with
359. "Ok ^%$#, I can't get back in, that's annoying" - MohrKurt
360. "Which end of the dog is this?" - Julie Sohn
361. "You kiss a guy and you wont kiss a dog?" - Mike to Heath
362. "Makes me want to play with my slinky." Phil "guru" Dang
363. "Forgetting my shirt was better than the time I forgot all of my clothes." - Nedra
364. "WebManager has defeated me, I give up, I surrender..." - jplouis
365. "Pat, you better be glad I suck" Kurt Mohr
366. "I had touched it, but only in a certain section" - Jean-Pierre
367. "I saw him playing with it, and I had to play with it too" - Nedra, again
368. "I played with myself earlier" -MohrKurt
369. "You make a complete mess of yourself, trying to hold this slimey thing" Pat "Slimey" Ludwig
370. "Are we supposed to have a room, or should we just stand here" - More Kurt
371. "okay, i obviously suck at this. go ahead and put that on chili if you want." NedraBob
372. "it looks so small when its wrapped!" - JeanPierre talking about his 'burrito'
373. "I know what you want before you want it" Jason 'whos your daddy' to Deepak
374. "The doctor said everything is where it's supposed to be, so...." - JP
375. "The best code review is to put it out there and see what breaks" - Anon.Y Mouse
376. "dotkimtx: we're ready for our log lesson" - Kim Meyer to McMouth
377. "I can't eat those, they're too hard!" - Angela Kudrick
378. "Thats just a true fact." - Grommet (as opposed to an untrue fact?)
379. "I'm not proud of it. I just pinched it." - Mikey strkies again
380. Brian Worsham: "It's clear that libraries do not have IDS, only names." McMouth: "Those strings (for libs and folders) are indeed unique Identifiers. They are not merely names." Brian Worsham: "Dude, try reading what I wrote, not what you think I said. I never said it was "merely" a name."
381. "If I'd hit it harder, it would have gone in." - Jason Deleau
382. "they're huge" said Angela. "Angela, you have a problem with big things, don't you?" asked Lynne "Don't be shy, honey" Deepak
383. "Jason, do you like the front or the back." - ArkaBubba
384. "This is Kurt's String, does it work when you insert it" Elaine Harman
385. "Alan was gentle with me." - Michael Hartzog
386. "Mike's gone into Perma-Pucker" - MohrKurt
387. "That's the Nary I know and love!" - mgrommet (No chickens were available)
388. "Give us all the clap there, Hawk" - Matt Horton
389. "Sometimes guys just need to be with other men." - Julie Sohn
390. "You have a strange sensation for that stuffed woman" - Grommet to McMouth
391. "I'll suck as many good people as I can" - Yung 'The Vacuum' Follis
392. "Kurt's always playing with himself when he's not with you guys" - Phil Sims
393. "I'm trying to be easier today" Sylvia
394. "What sizes do you have...as far as inches?" J-So
395. Compared to that, my 51 incher is nothing -- Craig, comparing his "tube?"
396. "He was falling out of his chair, he wanted me so badly." Rob Casanova
397. "I'll show you mine tomorrow" - Jay Gorrell
398. "Oh my god, it just came up!" Elaine Harman
399. "You suck, you completely suck!" Elaine Harman
400. "I'll bring you down some when I come" Elaine Harman
401. "We can do it together" Elaine Harman to kurtm
402. "I like the way he was puckering." - Ted complimenting J.P.'s excitability.
403. "There were too many guys; don't really need 5" - Nedra
404. "Don't try and find problems, that's QA's job" - JP
405. "I can see myself bending over and getting a big ball in my face" James Green
406. "I'm a man's dream - Alyson Sharron"
407. It's not a hack, it's a solution - Deepak Bob
408. "I can be an ass in the abstract sense" - JP Louis
409. "Deepak, it was a wonderful experience staying here with you until almost midnight." Beth (LM project manager)
410. "it's less labor for me, I didn't have to get on my hands and knees" gfoster
411. " if( from > to ){ from = to; };
     if( to < from ){ to = from; }; " Greg 'I need some coffee' Foster
412. "Managers can come by and smell me" Greg Deodorant Foster
413. "She's still sore from last week, don't do that!" Craig talking about Nedra, see #403
414. "I know ... but I don't put things in my mouth that don't taste good" Elaine Harman, context unknown
415. "Asha's got apples!" - critchie
416. "those of you who are actually down in Austin of course... you can use the hands-on approach" - Elaine 'hands on' Harman
417. "I always try JP after I try Kurt" Elaine Harmann
418. "That's not a quote, you enter it I kill you" Elaine Harman
419. "I don't have any panties to bundle." - Jodi Skwira (blushing)
420. "just dont f**k up anything" Ron on code changes
421. "I am being managerial!" Elaine Again
422. "The voices in my head have no musical ability." -Kurt Mohr
423. "He's more likely to swallow it from Bobby" - The Seattle chili quote generator talking about her boss
424. "I was thinking in terms of scoring" - The SCQG again
425. "Her crotch was pretty much right in my face." - Elaine "Seattle's Answer to Nedra" Harman
426. "I don't need to take that point against Deepak; Maybe if I was playing against a clone of myself..." - Jason DeLeau
427. "Greg was rather envious, his monster was not quite the size" Pat Ludwig
428. "Are you two [Kurt Mohr and Greg Foster] related" - Asha
429. "I heard moaning and groaning" Pat to SCQG
430. "It's been a long time since I stuffed you" - DorkLeau to McMouth
431. "That was pretty 3-fingered, but that's just the way I am" - Jason (of course)
432. "I may have to take you..." - Jean-Pierre to the SCQG
433. "I was too busy looking at Deepak" - Jason DeLeau
434. She's here with me, we're about to go to a room (Deepak on the phone speaking about lynne)
435. "Deepak's gone, I can play now." - Jason to critchie, after hours
436. "Jasmine, why are you screwing my man?" spam of the day
437. "This is the only way we can get the QA reports to reflect the correct most current state of the state." - Sameer Bob
438. "In any case, the changes youre gonna make to library retrieval, will be like Preparation H to hemmhroids." - Kurt "McMouth" McBride
439. "Deepak! Manage me!" - Jason
440. "Just because you're used to it, doesn't mean its fun" - Jason
441. Jay Gorrell: A persons ability to be a pain in the ass is inveresly related to the amount of real work they do
442. "A little softer next time..." - Kurt McBride instructing Mikey
443. "your smart-ass-o-meter seems to be pegged lately" critchie 'the god"
444. "I'm not going to shoot the snake for a while" JP the snake charmer
445. "I like the miniture ones, you don't notice them, you're just popping them into your mouth" - Jean-Pierre
446. "Dude I scored! I scored at McDonald's!" -Jules Doyle, context withheld
447. "I can swallow now, I'm happy" Keith Burns
448. "txcrackers: up yers - I'm experimenting" - Ed Graham
449. "Keep you hands out of the player until you drop the ball" - Jean P.
450. "Numbers in (parathensis) are delta from last yesterday." - Mark Moore
451. "Take it easy on me, I haven't done this in two weeks" - The Original Chili Quote Generator
452. "It's sad that community jealousies are keeping Deepak and Kurt apart." - Julie Sohn on the breakup of the happy couple
453. "Come by and smell me anytime. Just not tomorrow." - The ever fragrant gfoster
454. "Can I put 'Pucker B*tch' as my official position on my resume?" - Anonymous Laughing Geek
455. "You know you type like a dork." -critchie to Jason "You know, I am a dork". -Jason
456. "Are you playing with yourself JP?" - Critchie
457. "A burning hand is worth two in the tree" -- Greg "What in the heck am I talking about?" Foster
458. "I do it more than you'd think" - Jason "Lucky" Deleau
459. "That shows I can play both ways" Nary
460. "How many beans you whackin on?" Ed Graham
461. "My love for you can not grow any more" Pat 'the lover' to Mohr Kurt
462. "I cant handle these big balls." - Hawk
463. "I want to play with Glen" - Ryan Green
464. "You were pretty consistent on me" - Nedra
465. "It never does matter, cause I'm not scoring any" - Nedra
466. "You put it in there, now can you pull it out?" -- J. Sohn to Greg "the man"
467. "Don't ever swallow" Craig
468. "Swallowing bad" kmohr
469. "I've looked for good 'things', I just didn't find any" - JP Louis
470. "Just grab me when you're ready" Lee "Rock Star" Brown
471. "Don't worry, you can put it in the other end, it still counts" Nedra "either end" Bray
472. "It's amazing I don't score on myself more often." Greg "the man"
473. "That makes me hot, but thats a whole 'nother story" - Phil "Mr. 1-900" Dang while on the phone
474. "I only have one crotchfruit." - More phone sex comments from Phil Dang
475. "Kiss my ass" - Jason "Okay, pull down your pants" - Deepak
476. "Increasing-Sexual-Potency-Frequency" Cobalt spam of the day
477. "Come on baby, I didn't think I could get anything in there..." Lynne on the foosball table
478. "I need more men" - Nedra
479. "So I just need to find the studs and nail them." - Julie "Find Me a Hammer" Sohn
480. "I only pull it out on special occasions" Jean Pierre
481. "Some of us have a tool, some of us don't" - Ed
482. "He pulled it out!!" - An excited Tedd talking about JP
483. "I can't be in same room with your wife, because we may get into a fight over you." - Jason to Deepak
484. "Just cram it in there Mike!" - McMouth
485. "I haven't started it yet, but it's looking good." - Sean Ayles
486. "At that point, yer kinda in a funky place" - MohrKurt
487. "especially when it winds up coming out of my mouth!" Nedra
488. "It's like a snowball's hell in chance..." - Julie "Stop it, you're making me sound like an immigrant!" Sohn
489. "This is NOT the broad I wanted, but it'll do..." -Miz Tyler
490. "Get your butt down!" -Ron Harter, to Elaine
491. "....watch my butt." -Ron to Elaine, a few minutes later.
492. "make some deposits in the sleep bank" Rajan 'the inspiration leader'
493. "I wanted the smaller one cause it would be easier for me to handle" - Julie Sohn
494. "I used to beat on my ear and it didn't do any good." - Julie "Quote Generator" Sohn
495. "SEXY TEENS (FREE FOR LIFE) " Cobalt spam of the day
496. "Garrett does it all day long and I tried for 3 days and I can't do it" - Angela Kudrick
497. "Jason, do you mind if I call you 'J. Leau' [pronounced J. Lo]?" - Cuong
498. "I was afraid to take my hands off my rods!" - mgrommet
499. "I scored like that on myself yesterday" - Craig "Old Reliable" Miller
500. "its a intricately, delicately tangled piece of s**t" - the frusterated developer
501. "...take it like a man and split it down the middle." - Andy Largent
502. "Don't jump on me like that Deepak" - Little Rajan
503. "You should play with me more often" - Dennis T to Tori
504. "Ted prefers D**K (Richard)" Nedra the gossip queen
505. "I don't want to score, I just want to make Nedra make noise" G Foster
506. "Continuus needs to add a 'Bite Me' button" - Elaine Harman
507. "I'm just a girl that can't say no." Sylvia "yes girl" Wallace
508. "Wait! I was flexing!" - Critchie
509. "You're about the funniest partner I've ever had" - Ryan to Chris Ritchie
510. "Oh my god! He screams like a woman!" - Julie Sohn about Critchie
511. "I guess I should take my clothes with me!" Nedra, of course.
512. "It's medium size, matte finish, stainless" - Angela Kudrick
513. "You prolly like the smaller the better, but not me." - Lil' Rajan
514. "I'm taking the balls." - MohrKurt
515. "Once I get a little piece, I can't stop eating it!" Jean-Pierre
516. Other teams need Head... Kurt McBride
517. "I never get it at home" Ron
518. "I try to make it hard for you also" Ed the great
519. "I even touched it and it didn't help!" - Mike "hands-on" Grommet
520. "A couple of us are gonna get jerked [pause] Damnit Kurt, I didn't say off" - critchie
521. "Who's smoking it?" - Ron "Free Love" Harter to the falcon lists.
522. "This thing is too small." - Dennis Thomas
523. "I tried it hard and I tried it soft, it's not working." - Dennis Thomas
524. "I was afraid to touch it! - Nedra
525. "See, if you've been away from it for a week, you loose your numbness to it" - Nedra Bray
526. "aim4nary: i'm leavin with craig" - Nary
527. "I remember waking up, and it was 6 o'clock, and I was under the sink." --Craig Miller
528. "Play foosball, play with yourselves I don't care! Just don't touch your keyboards" - MohrBob
529. "Do you actually get some?" -- Daniel Nelson to Critchie
530. "Do you want to do a three way?" - Julie 'the more the merrier' Sohn
531. "We got a group banging on it" -- Ed "Bang Bang" Graham
532. "I'm gonna have fun in the kingsize bed myself" - Marie Ludwig
533. "I have a hard enough time keeping up with me" - Jay
534. "Sushi has it, the toe and hand" - Nedra
535. "I'm trying to reproduce, but I can't get that far anymore." MohrKurt
536. "I just got off a plane, I don't know where my head is." - critchie
537. "Your crotch is doing something crazy." - Jodi to Kurt Mc
538. "Nedra's got the biggest one I've seen." - Greg "context-witheld" Foster
539. "My jerky is never the same twice." - mgrommet in reference to his meat processing skills.
540. "Be careful swallowing that" - Mary to Nedra
541. "Its been a while since I went down" - Trey
542. "Mouth closed, and that's still going in" Tedd
543. "I hate them. I hate them all!" -- Sylvia Wallace
544. "I need PT for my bunghole" -- Greg "Bugholio" Foster
545. "Change is EVIL." -- Ron 'I am flexible' Harter
546. "I'm tryin to do an armadillo..." - Grommet starting another Arkansas story?
547. "Open your mouth and get frenched" Jay to Craig
548. "I didn't enjoy it, I just opened my mouth" Jay 'say ahh' Gorrell
549. "I've got a banana in my hand." - Nedra, context withheld
550. "My relationship with you is...unquestionable, Jason." --Deepak
551. i had to get the airport guys to come over and jump me, which they must do often because they have like a 50' cable...
552. "It's what a version 1 should be.... which is hack-o-licious." -peterp
553. "Where's your balls?" - James Zhao
554. "I'd rather play with Nedra" Ted "playtime" Douglass
555. "I was laughing at Greg's little funky stuff" - mgrommet
556. "I can pull it out for you, JP." - Pat Ludwig
557. "Whip it out of there and put it in here, it will be happy" - Anita Tyler
558. "6 inches just aint enough" Jean-Pierre Louis
559. "You're not as good as Nedra, but you are entertaining" - Greg to Jay
560. "Over-indulgence makes me kind of shaky" - Cuong Nguyen
561. "Did you get a room" Dennis Bob to Phil
562. "Pretty soon, everyone will be bangin' on head." - Chris "Supafly" Ritchie
563. "I like to sweat" - MohrBob
564. "I will wipe it myself" Pat "Mr. Clean" Ludwig
565. "My hand slipped off the stupid thing" JP "sure hands" Louis
566. Deepak to Jason (very sweetly): "Hey sweetie, do you want to go play?"
567. "I think you're rubbin off on someone!" - Bubba to J-gor
568. "Don't ever say that again." - Jgor immediately afterwards.
569. "If you tell me to screw you, then I'll screw you!" - Bubba "Special Sauce" McBride
570. "Mike, thanks for wiping up my spit" - Greg Focker
571. "This ball is smaller than the ones im used to." - Little Rajan
572. "Dammit, I knew that ball was headed for trouble." - Nedra "Hindsight is 20-20" Bray
573. "take that and shove it up my a**, it would probably feel better!" - frustrated pat
574. "What are you doing on your wedding night? " JulieS. asking NedraB.
575. "I look at Nary as a girlfriend, not a boyfriend" - Geek Deleau
576. "Ideally, I would have pinched it and stopped it" - Ted "Clench" Douglass
577. "Show me your man(m) thing" - Ted to Greg.
578. "Ted, put your hand down here" - Lonely MohrBob
579. "you want poofy? I can show you poofy!" nedra 'poof'
580. "I have nothing in my head." - CRitchie
581. I don't mind paying for it.-- Jay "Mr. Generous" Gorrell
582. "We won't get warm until you beat us..." - Glenn "all about the foreplay" Carnagey
583. "I could give you some money, what you gonna give me for it?" nedra to pimp daddy ted
584. "I can't see without touching it" 'Hands on' Nedra
585. "It would be funner if it lasted longer." - Mike "Dr. Ruth" Grommet
586. "Where did you stick it!" - Jay
587. "Thats not where I asked you to stick it!" - Jay
588. "Stick it somewhere where I can reach it." - Jay "Sticky" Gorrell
589. "I don't seem to bond well with animals, it's amazing I bond with Heath." Julie "engaged" Sohn
590. "The trick is to do it all in one smooth motion" -Jim Frentress
591. "We are already contacting dealers that we will contact them in the morning" - ?????
592. "Just because you're on Jason's team doesn't mean you have to flail around with the guys" - JP's advice to MohrBob
593. "Vidhya is biting my ass" - Rama Nittala
594. "They exchange body fluids" - Response from Rick Matthews when someone asked about MAXonline.org (www.maxonline.org)
595. "Some get it sometimes, some get it all the time" - Ron Harter
596. "I think I am hung!" Mike Hartzog during Nitra load testing
597. "I get off easier than Greg did" - Mike 'Easy Off' Grommet
598. "I am a 3 finger" - Jason Deleau
599. "I keep giving it to ya becuse you suck so bad" - Critchie(the giver) to JP(the receiver)
600. "thank you for doo(m)ing me" Mike to JP
601. "Phil has a very tight..." Observative Nedra-bob
602. "There is some jalepeno cheese dip in the kitchen I plan on being really bad with later" Nedra "bad girl" Bray
603. I was mesmerized by Kurt's tits-Jason
604. "Wasn't Mike going to buy new balls?" - Enquiring Ted wants to know
605. "Where you gonna stick it?" = Jay Gorrell
606. "Let me know when you want to get on this thing" - McMouth to Grommet
607. "You are henceforth allowed to blow it off." - Peter "Mr. Beneficent" Ponomarev
608. "I'm going to go blow my nose then eat something" - Julie "dinner is served" Sohn
609. "I think if you eat too many nuts, especially the salty ones..." PhilBob Dang
610. "Is this your banana? Can I play with it?" - Good Ol' Critchie
611. "I think I'd be nice too if I was trying to give some guy the shaft." - Mike "Bubba" Grommet
612. Thank you so much, your highness, for deigning to acknowledge my presence, much less accede to my simpleton's request. As always, i grovel at thy feet and pick up the crumbs of HTML/JavaScript goodness that foolishly leap from thine lips and savor them as succulent meals unto themselves. - Greg "The Foppish Bard" Foster unto Elaine "Queen of SubWay" Harman
613. "Business E View Website Bundles - inconsistent butt" - Mark Moore's PT report
614. "Nobody could kiss the ladies like Dick could." - Nedra "causin' a Family Feud" Bray
615. "When there's 10-20 pairs of pants to go through, you just take em off and go for it!" - Nedra "Trouser Browser" Bray
616. "Heath looks so cute when he's blowing on it." J-So
617. "I think I see a Funky Butt !" - RSH when walking behind two attractive Cobaltians in the French Quarter
618. "Are we gonna get a room or something?" - Nedra Bray to Mike Grommet
619. "My wife is big on THE END" - Brian "Radio Commentary" Worsham
620. "I don't do bed wetters" - Jay "has standards" Gorrell
621. "Here is the tool. Explanation follows." - Stefan
622. "If I can show my dirty underwear, you can show yours" Ed 'laundry boy' Graham
623. "Come do a huddle with me." - Chris "reach out and touch someone" Ritchie to Stefan "this isn't in my contract" Piesche
624. "I keep sticking it in, but it pops back out." - Nedra Bray
625. I've got sore places on my body. -- Chris Ritchie
626. "I am feeling really exposed at the moment" the infamous critchie
627. "Stop playing with the ball and put it in the hole." - Grommet
628. "We're naked and hungry" Michael Hartzog on the state of Program Management
629. "You've already exposed yourself?" "Yes, fully." - Ed the Mouth asked and Rajan responded
630. "Kevin? Kevin? Who's Doughnut Boy? Oh Keith" - Dan (instructor) during the TogetherJ class.
631. "I have a small one, Kurt" Ed, the small
632. "I mean, not that I would mind all that much, you do have a nice ass" - Hawk to Jason
633. "You've played with it before. I mean you play with it a lot." - Craig Miller
634. "I don't care how fast you go, I'm still keeping my eyes closed" - Greg "See no evil" Foster to JP
635. "Stick it where?" - Sparky McBride
636. "It yanks it hard!" - Instructor Dan
637. "I'll tell you where to stick that" - Instructor Dan
638. What's your room number - Dan Hale Room 206 - Beth Glander - I'll bring the wine - Dan Hale
639. I guess I just have a dirty mind - Beth Burks
640. "Mike and I've got a nooner with Anita. It should be a quick one." - Kurt "Out to Munch" McBride
641. "I suspect it would work allright. But that's just a suspection." - Jay "Sureluck Holmes" Gorrell
642. "Broussard98: EX-5 had dual pipes, so I was screwed no matter what." - Brian Broussard
643. "If you sacrifice a chicken, the chances go up" - Jason Deleau
644. "I've learned a lot since I wrote that" - Jason referring to Autoshow
645. "You were there and the ball was in my hand." - Rajanito
646. "Don't take Nary, he's working on my back end." - Jason "bug monkey" D'Low
647. "Once its in there we don't do anything with it" - JP
648. "snyk01: considering i am multitasking...with you pokin every 2 min..its pretty damn fast" - Sameer to Kurt
649. "The wheelchair makes the pole thing hard." - Heath "Standard Deviation" Malmstrom
650. "I cant believe I got that up!" - Dennis Thomas
651. "Don't say choke when I'm releasing!" - Critchie
652. "Always feel free to take credit for anything I did if it means I dont have to have contact with an individual" - Jason (perhaps not worthy of a chili quote, but still funny)
653. "Why have chicken when you can have beef?" - Mike "Chickie Heartbreaker" Grommet
654. "... but it's all soft and squooshy.... it's like having your very own long breast" - Wade "Is Never Touching My Wrist-Rest Again" Matveyenko
655. "I was ready for it too! I had my fingers in my ears and everything!" - Nedra "Boy Scout" Bray
656. "jdeleau1: Ok maybe I have bubba potential that is as far as I'm willing to admit" - Jason, with his broke down car in the driveway, pickup truck, and live in family
657. "and then we can whip them out on the table and compare them" - Pat 'size that counts' Ludwig
658. "Yes, it is time for fisting." - Pat "I will RULE you!" Ludwig gathering the cannon fodder for another round of FOOZ.
659. "I went up and then down, but it just wouldn't work!" Christy Baca describing the failed motions to Dennis
660. "I'm offering the pleasure of my company" - Kurt Mohr
661. "He should keep it on the table so he has easy access." - Pat Ludwig on Mike Grommet's handheld appliance.
662. "I always do good at the strip club." - Jay "Fistful of Dollars" Gorrell
663. "Jay needs a strapon his roof" - MohrBob the annoyed
664. "Sticking it to your brother is ok." - Jay "Family Love" Gorrell
665. "It was worse than sticking it to chickens" - grommet
666. "It's just not long enough" - Julie Sohn
667. "Hey Mark, Why don't you cycle your unit?" - Mike Hartzog
668. "Ouch! That pokey thing got me in the back." - Geek Deleau
669. "I don't get requirements, I just start coding" - Jason Deleau
670. "Feel the presence of the ball..." - JP "Yoda" Louis
671. "Does that mean Mike is going to eat us later?" - Greg "Arachnophobia" Foster
672. "You can't turn me down! How many times do I initiate it?" - Needy Nedra
673. "I love picking out one guy and then just nailing him the whole time..." - Hawk
674. Are we gonna do that thing on the wall? Craig Miller
675. "pants weren't working for me" - Nedra (of course)
676. "It's so big that it doesn't fit anymore!" - Amazed critchie
677. "You're gonna be nailing everything in sight." Nedra to McMouth
678. "Give me that back meat, baby" - Mike "don't turn around" Grommet
679. "I wonder what the geek women look like" - Julie "Hasn't looked in a mirror" Sohn
680. That's what happens when you do not meet the deadline -- Matt Horton on Chris Ritchie's beaten up face
681. "And before you get the runs...[hehehehe]" - Jay
682. "Caroline is always pulling my chestnuts out of the fire." PhilBob Dang
683. "The stuff JP did fixed me." - Mikey, who obviously needed fixin'
684. "I had him right where I wanted him...but it was the wrong angle." - Pat "Bent Geometry" Ludwig
685. I'm not that good with my left ha... - Lynne suddenly realizing she should shut up
686. I was reading my own code, and I thought.. God.. what a mess! - Alan Sinton
687. "We need to find a chicken, put it in her hand, and strap it on." - Nedra "Stickin Chicken" Bray
688. "I enjoy working under you. You're a good guy." - Hawk "Carpet Burn" Newton
689. "Blow Boy Blow!!" - Ryan, "I'm not that flexible!" - Hawk
690. "Dj'all all get some? Cuz there's more!" - Nedra "la Dulce Panadera" Bray
691. "It's not like I can do anything with it once I get it up" - Kurt "Missing the instruction manual" Mohr
692. "DRUGS TO YOUR DOOR!!! CHEAP!!" - Cobalt spam of the day 09/04/02
693. "I thought it was big, but I didnt think it was that big" - Bubba Grommet to Jay
694. Should I lick it first? - Lynne
695. "Sam are you coooming tonight" - Mike Grommet
696. "I'm a purist. That's a very pure hack." - Ed "OldHack" Graham
697. "Why don't you get a room and do what you have to do?" -- Chris Ritchie
698. "I saw Ryan playing with it." TeddBob in the Nitra huddle
699. "Start at the top, go to the bottom, follow the arrows on your way down" - Kurt "found the instruction manual" Mohr
700. "I had Deepaks nuts in my hand and he said I could give them back if I didn't want them" Lynne clarifying quote 694
701. "Lets tee up a meeting [shrug] [smirk] Meeting! I sound like a Bob" - Stefan
702. "You giving away the happy fun ball" Pat "funball" Ludwig
703. "Thanks for my happy fun ball." Critchie
704. "I wrote that system, I know it sucks." - Honest Sam
705. "I was suprised when that came up." - Mike 'Jack in the Box' Grommet
706. "I didn't know that angle was possible" - Surprised Nedra after Tedd demonstrated
707. "No, thanks. You don't taste good." - Kurt "Galloping Gourmet" Mohr to JP
708. "I WANT HEAD." - Anita "In The Mood" Tyler
709. I've tagged the head "branch" of Nitra as of 5:42-5:50pm PDT. The tag is PRE_SVCIFACE_HENDRICK_PUCKER. So if you want to use code (esp. the ears and wars that are fairly fresh) append the -r PRE_SVCIFACE_HENDRICK_PUCKER modifier to your update.
710. "We need to figure out how to get this thing up." Critchie
711. "I am not wearing heals, that is not going to happen" 'Fashionable' Jay G
712. "he should wear a chastity belt, he could take a cup off" Mikes marital advice to Julie Sohn
713. "Stefan Piesche: just bring some beer, if you want tp"
714. "Hey man, I can use a key board in a lot of ways" -Jason "Internet Pimp" DeLeau
715. "I'm still poking... something doesn't jive for me" Ken tsai
716. "I'm going to see if my thing is up." - Keith "FindNext" Burns
717. "More than just the balls need to be cleaned" JP to Nedra
718. "that makes it too long..." Ted chiming in
719. "Can you stuff those somewhere?" Critchie
720. "that's mean... and yet i laughed." julie s
721. "I got you with the Big Whopper" - Tori to Deepak
722. "I know! Sometimes I just have to stick my finger down there." - Elain Harman
723. "My cheeks aren't big enough." - John Holt
724. "We really want to do it with Axciom" - John Holt
725. "That would be great. Thanks" - Mike "Bill Lumberg" Hartzog
726. "You want me to get down on my hands and knees?" -Elaine, "Well you don't have to bend over, you can just stretch" -Mistress Tyler
727. "I was trying to retrieve Anita's blue squishy ball...
     I was playing with it and it rolled under her desk, so she made me crawl around to find the damn thing." Elaine trying to clarify her last quote
728. "When it starts buzzing, I just go wild!" - Nedra's Mom (Apparantly there is a gene for Chili quotes)
729. "You chum the waters and then you hop out" - Rod Dunsmore about Stefan
730. "I'd do it in a pool sometime" - Jason Deleau
731. Rajan is rubbing himself vigorously! - John Holt in an exec meeting
732. "I don't even have it up." Mr. Dang
733. "What have I learned at Cobalt? Don't stick out" - Jedi Master mgrommet
734. She's gonna need some vasoline for that one - Needra, Context Unknown
735. "ClimberLyn: Wow! I didn't realize it was so long." - Lynne Medaugh
736. "...unless you tell me to drop my pants..." MohrKurt challenging Critchie
737. "It's a lotta work for a little piece of tail" - Cuong
738. "A good developer knows you have to suck QA" - Jay Gorrell
739. "I didn't hatch from an egg. I do have a mother!" - Angela Kudrick
740. "Someone go deep" - Chris Williams (5/9 baseball outing)
741. "I'll take a blow" - Chris Williams, chili quote master (same baseball game)
742. "I get a lot of balls out here" - Craig
743. "Phil Sims is gooooood" - someone at the ball game
744. "I've got three holes" - Mary (don't ask) Mohr
745. "Well Nedra's got 4 holes... uh, in her ear" - Jay (friends don't let friends get drunk and generate chili quotes)
746. "Keith, can you make a recommendation on where to stick it?" Critchie in command
747. "I have every confidence in your ability to leverage this opportunity for growth and exposure by putting it in the funnel and opening the faucet from womb to tomb. Don't leave any skunk on the table as you drive on the go-no-go decision process. Once you form your strawman perspective on the root cause of the issue, feel empowered to kick the tires then pull the trigger. Burning the boat sometimes requires a little peeling of the onion so grease the skids and bring it to market and don't let anyone sell you a hill full of jello along the way. Put it in you back pocket and make whatever hotdogs you can of it. You are the bridge monkey in this shin dig and we don't have much wiggle room so shuffle the deck and ignore the smell right out of the shoe." -- Critchie (speaking Bobbonics)
748. Someone's gotta Lead - Kurt "Bobba" McBride
749. "Tracey, get off your knees" - Cuong Nguyen
750. "I want to do something nasty with my wife tonight...." - Ed Graham
751. "What are you going to do, load balance me?" Unnamed-bob
752. "yikes! thanks kurt. that's what i meant. i'll send a revision. i'm a booger-eater." - jsohn
753. "I haven't had three in a row in a while" - Nedra
754. "Whats a bunghole?" - Rama (corruption has begun)
755. I'm not a real girl - Lynne
756. "I'm looking for a long one." - Keith Burns "You have to pull it some more." - Julie Sohn
757. Pucker announcement of the week: "Unplanned Production outage: Everything"
758. "nedrabray: yup, i'm a booger eater." - Yup, Nedra
759. "Kurt, your my kind of a**hole" Ed to kmohr admiringly
760. "If you play with it long enough you can get it to work." - Mark Moore
761. "Ok, Craig's going to get a spanking!" - MohrBobKurt the Tutor
762. "My hands are full, I had to use my head" - "Head-first "Critchie
763. my future may be predestined but it has yet to be revealed to me - guess who
764. "I think he wants you, Keith" - MMoore referring to Phil Dangit
765. "Nice long one!" bubba craig to jason
766. "Stop feeding it to me. I keep choking on it." - Jason Deleau
767. Derrick is poking at Katrina's chest!! - Alyson Sharron
768. "Stop by my desk later, I'll show them to you" - Nedra
769. Dont be a Deepak - Deepak
770. "Come on Jason, choke for me" -Tori
771. "Are these little balls edible?" - Craig Miller
772. "I'm into plastic" - Janelle
773. "If you get me a beer I'll drink for 5 minutes. If you show me where the beer is, I'll drink the whole day" - Dennis Chatham
774. "It's amazing what happens when you jump on it" - Nedra "Quote Generator" Bray
775. "I can only imagine the bad things I'm going to do to you..." - Critchie to kmohr
776. "I'll send your love by proxy" - Yup, Good Ole Critchie
777. "I just popped in for a quickie" - PhilBob Sims
778. "Thank god for wegie woman" (pronounced "wedgie woman") - JH
779. "Shoud I lick it first?" - Jay's Date
780. Mernie Ludwig: just a quickie. i'm a keepin' my fingers and toes crossed.
781. "we can toss each other off, and that will happen with or without a slide..." - Julie "toss and slide" Culin
782. "You look like a goat" - Jay to Tracey
783. "thats the dumbest stupid thing I think I ever heard" Rod to JP
784. "Going to be able to fit that in your mouth, big boy" - Kurt 'Big Daddy' McMouth
785. "This is further than I've been in a long time." - Tracey
786. "My hand is for your pleasure" - Part of Nedra's wedding vows to her very lucky husband
787. "backwardd4: Don't worry big boy, I will be coming for you soon enough;-)" - Steve Dallas
788. "Would you like to introduce your 'frog' to my 'Barney'" Ed to Rod and his frog
789. "Have you seen my...little squishy thing that helps me relieve my stress?" - JP
790. "I'm the dog on the end of the leash" - Jason
791. "I got tired of doing Dilbert" - Dennis Chatham
792. "I want a labatomy" - Stefan
793. "you should see the size of my zucchini...it's HUGE" - Phil Dang
794. "Oh.. I'm pulling on your thingy." - Stefan to Rod/Larry/Todd
795. "Why does it keep going up like that?" - Jason Dorkleau
796. "A longer one would have been better Ted, it's easier to get a grip on it" - Jenny Douglass
797. "Ed! You're mine!" - Stefan
798. "It's up but it's not working..." -the team of Lynne and Deepak
799. "... I put my finger in there and with my other hand I couldn't reach the nut then I moved my other shoulder underneath me and had oil all over the place" - Hawk describing how he "helped" his roommate.
800. "You can't deny a man his frog..." -- Eduardo
801. That is .duh ahhhhhhhhhhh aeeeeehhhhhh ummmmmmmmm .....yes...........ehhhhhhhhhhh. thank you. - Rod "ummmmm" Dunsmore
802. "Don and Anita want Ed!" Mark 'the pimp' moore
803. "If the floor was sticky, too bad!" - Kurt Mohr explaining the wet spot on his pants, he then clarified, "Did I say I was in there with Julie?"
804. "Have you banged on your thingie?" Don Taylor to Lee Davis
805. "I didn't ask the size (of the coolers) " - Jenelle speaking cautiously in front of McMouth
806. "Some tool expertise. " Cobalt job posting requirement
807. "eharman0: oh please, you can't just dangle that in front of my face and then not let me see it." Elaine to Kurt McTease
808. "I've got lots of new stuff I want to play with" recently married nedra
809. "[dancing] It's time for the beef!" Jenelle (on the way out the door to go on a date)
810. "Do you like head cheese?" - Erin Roach
811. "The worst part about having it in your pocket is that it gets soft." Hawk
812. "Mine itches and I don't even have a rash" Nedra "itchy" Bray
813. "Why is yours smaller than mine?" Julie Sohn Malmstrom to Tedd
814. "Pass it around, we can all suck on it" - Anita after 1.25 beers
815. "I want to make sure I understand it before I try to fix it." - Jason the psychic
816. "Hang around a while and I'll do you next." - critchie "The Do-er"
817. "Where's Daniel's package?" - Jenelle Cimino
818. "I'm not touching that one, you're on your own" - Tedd, declining to help Jay
819. "That's not the hole I was going for... bonus!" - Pat Ludwig
820. "I have this thing, it looks really pretty, and then you try to chop it up!" Mike 'Bobbit'
821. "I'd love to put some lipstick on that pig" - Farm lovin Grommet
822. "Wanna try something funky? It's the other end." - Yeah, Nedra
823. "We can negotiate price later..." - Eric to "his little buddy" mgrommet
824. "I've done lawyers before" - Janelle
825. Afterwards, I just sat there limp. -- Ed
826. "You can whack it whenever you want to whack it." -- Dennis "Mr. IT" Thomas to Keith Burns
827. "I am freaked out\n" - Deepak
828. "Come on, get it up Dennis" - Tori
829. "..Howard is capable of drinking continuously from a very large hose" --Rajan
830. "Look what I can do! Again and again and again!!" - Nedra the Show-off
831. What would Grommet do for a million Dollars? - anonymous
832. "Ouch! It poked me in the butt" - Jason DeLeau
833. "That is one attractive banana you have." Lynne to Stan
834. "It looks ok on the inside." Stan's response
835. "It's more digestible that way." Alan's input
836. "Kurt - Your first assignment under me..." Julie C to McBob
837. "There are way too many defects" - Jason "Defect Boy" Deleau
838. "...and it displayed the message: 'The requested URL /AutoDownload/AutoDownload_fr_CA.cgi was not found on this server.' I'm screwed. Can't test in French." - Description of one of the first defects Stan entered
839. "I blinked and you scored" - Nedra to Ted "Minute-Man" Douglass
840. "Take it out! I'm right in front of you" - Deepak to someone
841. "No worries, thats what Bobs are for, helping the real workers do what they do best." Kurt McBob-a-lot
842. "How many people have put their mouths on this tube?" - Nedra
843. "How big is it supposed to blow up?" - Nedra
844. "That's a really big balloon you have!" - Stan to Cuong
845. "I think he just can't keep it up very well" - Stan
846. My code doesn't give any unexpected runtime errors - Nary "perfect coder" Birakaybobla
847. I need to bring up my outlook so I can check my females - DePimp
848. "I'll plug you baby" - Julie C. to Chris
849. "Whatever part works is the part that's supposed to work." - Jason "stop opening defects even if my code is broken" Deleau
850. "I'm all about the boys." kurt mcbubba
851. "Its fun to do it with you, sweetie" -- Deepak, whispering sweet nothings in Jason's ear.
852. "You're balloon is going down" - Nedra to Cuong
853. "There's a big knot in it. I might have to work it out." - Cuong's reply
854. "I even have balls!" - Stan exclaims!
855. "There are 10 types of people; those that understand binary and those that don't" - random emainl signature
856. "Lynne, have you seen my problem?" -jason
857. "You're the boss!" - Mikey to Phil Dang, "I'm the discarded gum on the shoe of the boss." - Phil
858. Mike G to Eric - "Just keep on suckin!"
859. "I know one sure fire way to get it to pop up." - KurtMohr the Experienced
860. "If I wasn't such a moron, maybe it would've worked". Jason "mr honest" Deleau
861. "We could do that! Get a sheep in here!" - Phil "Can Do" Dang
862. "We've got an hour. It will be hard to get it in." Critchie
863. "I have to touch your pants" - Stan to Cuong
864. "Dude you're going to leave skid marks on the table!" - mgrommet to jgorrell, context withheld
865. "you might have to come down if I don't come up" - MohrBob
866. "Looking at Chris makes me not want to get married" - Jenelle
867. "Agile? We're agile like a tarpit!" - Hawk
868. "I'm out of beer, so I'm out of interest..." - critchie, leaving the room
869. "Thank you for sucking" Eric smiling at Ted
870. "Oh God!!!" - Nedra, "Her legs were in the air and I saw an opportunity" - Kurt Mohr
871. "My guys were in the air and kurt took the shot and scored big." - Nedra trying to justify Kurt
872. "We need to bang on them without mercy." VP Howard saying how it is
873. jason is a 3F?? - message from Jason Deleau in cvs log.
874. "It keeps falling out, I'm sorry Phil" Julie to Phil Bob
875. "Not without invoking Moses" Bruce's reply to whether a dealer can go back to LM 2.9 after migrating to LM 3.0
876. "I'm better in the back." Angela
877. "I can't eat something that big" - Nedra
878. "Want to see my tail?" - Angela to Chris
879. "Sev 1 Pri 1?!? Can he lick my balls?" Pats reaction to a nice email thread
880. "Mebe you should blow on it before you eat it" - Nedra's hubby, Trey (see #877)
881. "Hey phil, I need someone to be my asshole" Mark Moore to PDang
882. "I took my phone to bed with me last night" - Mark Moore
883. "I either lost it, or I took it off" - Nedra
884. "Didn't have any batteries last night, so I didn't get to play with it" - Nedra, when asked about her birthday present
885. Just put it in your mouth and like it!!! - Elaine "Romance" Harman
886. "That was right after the sexual orientation" Hawk
887. "Do I want to trade my 21 inch for a 17 inch?" Pondering Kurt Mohr
888. "I can take 3, more if they hop in the bed." Kurt Mohr
889. "It's pretty bad when you have to rely on other people's failure to be successful." - Phil-bob
890. "Yup, it's up, yea!" Stan
891. "I have to whip it out in like an hour or so..." - Beth Burks
892. "I was going to do it with Phil... We were going to do it between 11:30 and 12:30..." - Overheard by Nedra conversing in hallway..
893. "Where we stick it won't matter" Craig
894. "I'm easy, I'll do whatever you want." Charlyn
895. "I do not have any whale sperm pills, thank you" Mike Grominator
896. "He seems like such a supreme turd" - Valerie
897. "1 of the things I enjoy about my job, shoving things down other people's throat" - Kurt "The Pusher" Mohr
898. "So how old is old enough?" - Kurt NAMBLA Mohr
899. "Stick it in there and come back!" - Karate Culin to Mr. Dang
900. "I FARTED. It smells like burnt toast." - Jenelle (Stinky) Cimino
901. "You can look at it. You can stare at it. You can comment on it, compliment it, but you CANNOT touch it!" - Phil "Rules" Dang to Valerie
902. "I sleep with a UNIX book every night .. a living, breathing UNIX book. " -- Sonie John
903. "While I try to be very flexible, a human pretzel, I am not!" Ben Dover Grommet
904. "I'd met him before with clothes on." Lynne's b-day quote
905. "Probe them deeper" - Mark Moore
906. "I like to poke every once in awhile." Critchie
907. "Pokin's good." Mark McNeal
908. I'll be touching you guys in various ways I'm sure. -- Chris Ritchie
909. "First we need to see it!" Valarie to Keith
910. "I don't want to play with it, I just want to eat it!" Kurt McBride
911. "can you shove it in there?" McBride to Nedra 'the stuffer'
912. "I can't wait for it to explode!!!" Nedra the expert
913. "I was involved. I have a solution, it just won't work." Darwin
914. "I liked your woody" Darwin to Hawk referring to the Woody character from Toy Story
915. "I'm holding wood. Don't worry." - Rajan
916. "It's not that big." Derrick
917. "We can't do it here." Derrick continues
918. "What the hell's an updog?" Critchie
919. "good luck, that thing hasn't been touched in a long time!" Kurt McBob
920. "He can play with it, but tell him not to use it" Mark Moore
921. "I was puttin' my lips on the inside of the thang." - critchie
922. "You just want to put your face in it and suck" Ed, the sucker
923. "If you have a little thing thats driving you crazy..." Val to Phil Dang... who knows.
924. "We're getting tired of keeping it up" Jay, the old fart, Gorrell
925. "did YOU get a piece?!?" a surprised Nedra to Kurt
926. "I'm a bottoms up kind of guy." Stan
927. "I've got the Tool !" - Ed
928. "Spank It" - Glenn Carnagey
929. "I've tried that and it doesn't work" - Matt Semar
930. "I dont know how to insert one!" Mr. Dorkleau
931. I'm a monkey - Lynne "TestMonkey" Meddaugh
932. "The lights are much brighter there. You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares. So go downtown, things'll be great when you're - Downtown - no finer place, for sure. Downtown - everything's waiting for you" - Sung by Rajan during Nitra 2.0 deployment
933. "I was watching Dennis play with it and its looking good! - Chris Ritchie
934. "Moisten me often in a semi-sunny location" - Trey's Boss
935. "I'd rather do it on Sunday prior to the Super Bowl..." Derrick
936. "What day is it? Monday or Tuesday?" - overhearing Deepak in the kitchen asking another developer for some reference. - 'No, it is still Sunday Deepak!' :)
937. "This will allow us the flexibility to put it where we want." /\/\ /\/\
938. "It might have gone in even if you didn't touch it." Tedd
939. "My thingy just went kaput." - Stan
940. "He'll definitely inspect and go deeper in softer areas." Mark McNeal
941. "Lick it, its all edible!" Nedra to Hawk... dont ask, dont tell
942. "Nedra helped me put my heart on!" - Stan "Cupid" Taylor
943. "We don't have that kind of relationship with Stan or Eric" - Alan; "That's cause they don't have a couch." - Jason in response
944. "Most people who grind, grind in the back." - Stan
945. "So, you like asses? Cool!" Eric to Ted with a big smile :-)
946. "I just utilized your a$$" Eric 'the user' to Jay
947. "Nedra has no meat!" amazed Grominator
948. "I baked a cheeze cake in my pantz last night" Chef Nedra
949. "Its savory, not sweet!" Nedra strikes again
950. "that really doesn't work without the hand motions" the seattle chili quote queen - eharman
951. "...after the pleasure I received from it, I had to laugh!" -MohrBob, in response
952. "We're playing for double ass" -- Deepak during a game of ...
953. "she screamed before it went in!" Kurt about Nedras yelp
954. "I screamed because I knew it was going in!" Nedra attempting to justify her reaction
955. "I'm just sucking, ted." Nedra with authority
956. "I don't have to pee, I'm just dancing!" - Carla
957. Remember the time I beat the tree? - Kurt Mohr grinning as he asks Ted
958. "I got my balls right here!" Ed to Hawk
959. "Forget Head!" - Ed to Steve Nesbitt
960. "its small, I'm blind... not a good combination" Jimmy J
961. "When I whack on something real hard" - Ed
962. "I like my privates... " serious Jay
963. "Do they have balls at the pier?" Angela Kudrick, Asst Chili Quote Generator
964. "I'll do everyone in the office for a buck a minute" - Jenelle
965. "You can do it from the back side" Critchie
966. "Well... better the pisser than the pissee." jimmy j
967. "She was down when I was coming up" - Jorge DeCardenas
968. eharman0: ok I did me.
969. "it's just so hard to get wasted on a Monday night... it's like blowing yer wad before she even gets her clothes off." - Trey "Minute-Man" Kirk
970. "Damn - I thought I was getting lucky!" -- MohrBob to Jorge the BA
971. "Gotta get it up by 3:00" Mark McBully
972. "It felt good, even though I didn't score" - Nedra
973. "That sounds like a good approach, but I don't know what needs to be inserted or where to insert it. " - Randy Smith
974. "Apparently, I have no idea" jimmy 'good thing I am an advisory'
975. "I'm licking this one up" - Nedra
976. "It would be very beneficial to me to have somebody else whacking on it" Ed G-man
977. "I figured I'd squeeze it an see what happens" Grommet
978. "(*pop* as I pull it out of my butt) bugs" - grominator
979. "They got tired of me and Steve doing it under the covers..." Ed Graham
980. "I'm gonna suck it all off the top." -Erin Riggers
981. eharman0 (5:21:44 PM): what are you doing with your mouth??
982. "The 'A' means you get head." - Ted 'Back to School' Douglass
983. "just because you extend it, doesn't mean that you can tough it" gromination
984. "Do you want to borrow my wife?" - Trey to Pat
985. "you can straddle that" cbeams to eharman
986. "would that make you happy?" eharman responding
987. "I'm glad I got my hand in my pocket" - Kurt 'I did it all by Myself' Mohr
988. "I can't believe how many huntin peckers there are around here!" Nedra... dont ask
989. "I used an 8 incher on a multi user..." Ed - the master!
990. "That was my Cooter impression" - Nedra
991. "I was thinking about Cooter" - Nedra (while explaining the Cooter impression comment to Trey)
992. "I tend to procrastinate on things that bring so little value to my life." Bobified
993. "I could dip my pickle in it" - Trey
994. "there is not a lot of room, that thing keeps going up my butt!" Janelle to Jay
995. "Was working and didn't notice it wasn't up" - Heath Malmstrom
996. "It slipped through my cracks..." - Thomas Holkenbrink
997. "Let me touch it once or twice." - Craig Miller referring to one of the balls...
998. " Am I going to have to beat myself?" - Doug, Trey's officemate
999. [10:49:29] kmohrcblt: the alpha nerd raised me to her level
1000. [10:49:47] kmohrcblt: :-*
1001. eharman0 (5:51:30 PM): I like the easy ones.
1002. eharman0 (5:52:58 PM): well at least I didn't misspell "like" as "lick"....
1003. "Play with daddy's balls!" - could only be Nedra
1004. 'We just get it for 69' Janelle
1005. "How often do your desires come true?" Brian Worsham to Kurt Mohr
1006. "When you are 6 foot three, every inch counts" Kurt "More"
1007. Oh, hey, I do have one of those down there -- Kurt, on a roll in Seattle, referring to 1007?
1008. "You are gay." -- Cobalt Spam of the Day
1009. "Its like a toy, it wakes up when you touch it" Mary
1010. "I'm excited! I'm excited! Now score already!!" - Shannon Belletti to her partner Jon
1011. "Get it off!! Smack it!! Score Already!!" - Shannon Belletti (15 seconds later)
1012. "I have to admit, I do like the sound of rotating..." Mike Grommet
1013. "Maybe you and I can do a quick one on Friday before you go" Kurt Mohr
1014. "You need any help getting around the backside there?" - Phil Sims
1015. hehehe, here comes guys - MouthBot
1016. Stefan: "How big is yours?" Ed: "I normally don't answer personel questions like that, but 3384."
1017. "Show me a BIG one." - Jenelle while looking at www.viagra.com
1018. "I am on my knees, humbly" - John W. P. Holt, CEO
1019. "I'm leaking all over myself!" - Bryan Reed
1020. "You seem to be latching on to my thing there!." - Chris to Howard
1021. nedrabray (5:03:10 PM): no, i'm need to changed and head out to run.
1022. "everyone grab some wood" - RK CTO
1023. "Does it feel big ... Jeff's feels big" - Angela (regarding Nedra's recent purchase)
1024. "If we could spontaneously code things, we wouldn't get done in time!" - Craig Robinson
1025. "I'm a gril. I suck!" - Jenelle
1026. "Not only am I wet, but now I'm wet and sticky!" - Mike "Don't Touch Me" Grommet
1027. "Do you need a guy following behind you with vaseline?" -- Trey to his wif
1028. "Unlike you, I have experience keeping liquid in my mouth" - Jen Canales
1029. "I usually don't have it up..." - Ed Graham the IM man
1030. "They can't use tails as fast as I can." - Ed 'quicky' Graham
1031. "I was surprised it went down so quickly and easily." You know who - Nedra
1032. "It's old and exposed." Craig
1033. "I've gone down too, but you're going down first." Deepak to Lynne
1034. "I didn't realize I was in a hole already." Deepak continues
1035. "Ed got some recently." She's back - Nedra
1036. "Deepak has a cute little one." Tracey "it's about time she got another quote after 4 years" Almrud
1037. "The meat is going inside, and it's going to be cooked" - Deepak
1038. "It feels good inside." - Deepak again
1039. "Stay away from my butt! I'll put my feet in the air!" - Shannon Belletti
1040. "Biopersisted Deepokumentation" - Chris 'the dictionary' Ritchie
1041. ok, i'm gonna go look at your BOD - Craig to Lynne
1042. You want some wood? - GWB
1043. 'We found a real easy way to get it up' - Long live the Queen!
1044. "Give me long... I will take long anytime." - Eric 'asking for it' Lai
1045. "Trey, show your dad your package." - Nedra, of course
1046. 'I saw the hole and I got excited!' - Rick Grashel's First
1047. "I would cut her off..." - Chris 'do not pass go' Ritchie
1048. "My wife plays wow with me and always wants me to play with her when I get home" - Jason 'gone but not forgotten' Deleau
1049. "I think that Haneef should have taken Craig up on his offer to foam him up again" - Rick 'wash it again' Grashel
1050. "as long as it's dry, I don't care if I'm inside or out" - Trey Kirk
1051. "Failing to fear, is more important that fearing to fail" - ADT Magazine
1052. "You might not want your coworkers to see it, but you can do it at work!" - Horny Trey
1053. This is the type of people Trey has to work with - [16:03] <MatHamlin> my poop is weird
1054. 'If I keep playing with it, the battery will run out' - Jay's Birthday Quote
1055. "I just got a little tool...." - Trey
1056. 'On that day we would like you to bring something red or pink to share with your co-workers (it has to be edible).' - Jenelle 'Happy Valentines Day' Cimino
1057. "It's the finger in the crack, the leaky crack." Crackboy Cuong
1058. "Just because you pee on it doesn't mean it's yours" - Cuong 'I think that's mine' Nguyen
1059. Screw it, I'll pollinate them myself! - Jeannette "Wasp Terminator" Day
1060. "People don't need it like I do." - Lynne M. 3/29/05
1061. "I have to suck up whenever I get the opportunity" - Lynne M, again on 3/29/05
1062. "They want deep integration" - Rajiv 'hit them where it hurts' Rawal
1063. "I used to poke her on that sometimes" Craig about an unnamed co-worker
1064. "How'd you get it in there?" -Nedra (of course) 6/17/05
1065. My thing leaks! - Stephan Hopper
1066. "I haven't pulled it out yet!" Thomas "the search" Holkenbrink
1067. "Why does it always come too small?" Lynne "I need it bigger" Meddaugh
1068. Alright I got technical difficulties. My thing is droopy. How do you make it stand up? - Shopper
1069. "You're playing with mine, and I'm playing with yours" - Pratik 'I want mine back' Shah
1070. "you put it where I need it, thanks" - Aaron Rice
1071. Sit down so I can give you some - Stephan to Hawk
1072. "I like to go all the way" - Stephen H
1073. "I offered myself to you already! Sheesh!" -Lynne 11/1/2005
1074. "it has to go up and down like this" - Pratik 'let me show you how its done' Shah
1075. "It gets stiff when I hold it up." - Lynne to Jay
1076. "Why can't we have good coffee. Its supposed to be Starbucks, but it tastes like my ass" - Hawk
1077. "When will you come play with me?" - Critchie to Ricky
1078. "I wanna come see your thing - Critchie to Angelo
1079. "I go for the hard stuff" - Lynne "let me have it" Meddaugh
1080. "It's got two screws, so you could just do it." Tedd
1081. "Pleeeease don't pull out" - Nedra 12/7/05
1082. "Wow, that got big!" - Nedra
1083. "You won't put that in there" - Nedra, again
1084. "I'd stick my head under it, put my tounge on it and go lal-lal-lal-lal" - Nedra. Long live the Queen!
1085. "You'll have to show it to me when we get back to the office" - Nedra to James
1086. Next I'll start licking it. - Lynne
1087. "I'd like to describe this little thing down here." - Michael Rice
1088. "Leave the bone in" - Kendra Herring
1089. "Come get a hummer" - Hawk "Ad-man" Newton (11/3/06)
1090. "Squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt, shake" - John Holt
1091. "Deeper penetration, that's what matters most to us" - John Holt
1092. "They would take their balls and play elsewhere" - Taken from a Seattle Times article
1093. 'it handles the big ones like a dream' - onetrueping
1094. "Oh look, I can still put things in that hole!" - Nedra
1095. "I'll keep looking online for something else warm and cheap and easy" - Michelle Hempel
1096. "May not necessarily be comfortable, but it won’t be long" - Chris Mills
1097. "Suck faster!!" - Ted Douglass to Doug Z.
1098. "I think I need to play with that tool" - Matt Reichert
1099. "Use the left hand! USE THE LEFT HAND DAMMIT" - Frustrated Trey
1100. Trey Kirk used to be cool. Now he's just lame.
1101. "I have a long one, so I'm told" - Seattle Matt (withholding his last name)
1102. "You don't have to hold it in front of your mouth if you can put it in" - Michael Rice
1103. "I suck and suck and suck and nothing comes out, then it all comes out at once" - Trey
1104. "I am soooo not getting laid tonight" - Drunk Trey
1105. "Did she get rid of the Cox?" - Holly in reply to a question about someone's name that is no longer hyphenated
1106. "Why do they do it so fast and hard?" - Matt R
1107. 'I've played with it, it looks like its working just fine." - bkreed
1108. "Mine doesn't go in and out, it goes back and forth!" - Mark Lehman
1109. "Sorry for the incontinence" - Andy Helge
1110. "Cool, they're having Valentine's Day and Friday the thirteenth on the same day this year" - Heath the clueless
1111. "I just play with it for about 20 minutes" - Clayton
1112. "Jon's over here having a sexual experience with your brown-bag" - mpullen
1113. "You were talking about your big ugly hairy ones, right? - Jim Norman
1114. "Yesterday, I told David to prioritize my crap" - Aaron "TaskMaster" Reeder
1115. "I was torn between flailing around wildly and doing it right" - Shannon Belletti
1116. I did it it 4 minutes flat! So, you owe me a ding dong. ;-) -- From the over excited QA department
1117. "C'mon, yer just jealous you don't have a two headed snake" - Trey
1118. "I've done the guys downstairs" - Matt
1119. "it's been rubbing a little raw where it rests on the edge of the desk" - KinkyNearBeer
1120. "I took a city that was known for pornography, and licked it, to a large extent." - Rudy Guliani
1121. "The balls are good" Trey Kirk
1122. "I suck and I'll only get worse" - Jeremy "The Mouth" Barras
1123. "I am getting early morning dump from Star Team." - Anonymous
1124. If you can't run with them, then get out of the gym
1125. "I do", Jenelle Semar (né Cimino)
1126. "So you don't like it when it's long?" Regis to Will
1127. "Let me know when I can shoot off...or let me know when its gonna shoot off in my face" - Trey "Shooter/Shootee" Kirk
1128. Well, you don't see other people jerking it off, do ya? - Nedra's dad (I see a pattern here)
1129. "Did you run out of places to put it." - Trey
1130. "I don't like the penis waving behind my back" - Jon
1131. "This hand does everything you want, I promise" - Kayla
1132. The anger makes you empty. -- Brian Bopp
1133. "Did you get it all in? No, there's still white stuff on my arm" - Chandra
1134. "Whatever I can get, I want some more!" - Trey "never satisfied" Kirk
1135. "It's Jay's fault. He made me play with it." Innocent Trey Kirk
1136. I can get on top of all of them and beat them - Kayla
1137. "I bet I can play with it enough to make it work" - Kayla Johnson
1138. I am a Chunk Spelunker! What is that? It's someone that digs around icecream to get the chunky pieces. What if I dig for the icecream? Then you are a Cream Spelunker. -Chris R
1139. I wear entire parties out - Kayla
1140. I like it most in my eye - Trey
1141. Reach over and slap it on the counter so everybody can reach it - Trey
1142. If i'm going to suck, I mine as well suck and like it. -Jon
1143. "push 'em out and pull 'em in"- D. Bishop
1144. "You gotta scratch where it itches, not where it looks good" - D. Bishop
1145. "She stuck me! Twice in the same damn hole" - Stuckee Jay Gorrell
1146. [12:57 pm] you will see it talk about bidirectional crap.
1147. "Trey are you humble?" "I'm round!"
1148. "Kurt, I'm gonna come over and grab some of your wood" - Chris Ritchie "ahhhh, hehehehehehhe..." - Kurt McBride "You're such an eighth grader" - Chris Ritchie
1149. OMG-- my butt couldn't take it for 12 hours - Julie Sohn
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